List of Partygoers

The Guest List is a bit like something out of Alice in Wonderland, ie liable to change at any moment but as far as I can establish it goes something like this:

Albert of course, and Traveler the Wonder Dog.  Using their preferred mode of travel, the amazing James Bond Inflatable Zodiac Commando Boat.  He's bringing Jayne Mansfield again, that lovely Cornish lass and  Howlek an Gath alias Sunny the Cat.  Follow the voyage on the List for details.
April alias Mizpah - in deepest New Forest, enjoys Stargazy pie.
Boyd - hails from Canada & would like to visit Helston & St Austell where ggggparents came from
Carol from Maryland - alias Carol Polglase  Does things with crabbing nets and is a fan of Onslow, Mrs Bouquet's handsome brother in law, also Rich-ARD!.
Catherine alias Wennapa - arriving at the Tamar Bridge by dragon (courtesy Nunnington Wyrm) hopefully accompanied by Dandy, the Beast of  Ryedale, Mister, Anakin (details please Wennapa) and the ghost of the late Dinah - ghosts are always welcome! - lots of Yorkshire goodies augmented by Islay whisky and a generous supply of Saffron bubs and splits.
Chris - more from you please Chris!
Connie in Utah - let's go to the Tamar Bridge! For the the formal occation will be wearing a light blue silk gown with silver slippers and diamond necklace. Friend of Lorna & another longtime partygoer.
Corinne alias Althild - hails from Melbourne Aust - Sailing across in her Danish pirate ship with lots of Jamaican Rum and an all female crew.  Jack Sparrow is the lone male on board .....
Cynthia from Grass Valley California - Needs a ride & will be atop the Del Oro movie theater to catch a ride or go down to San Francisco again if neededOffers  music, we have a violin, some clarinets, a flute, a saxaphone and my daughter-in-law, who is a music teacher can fill in some gaps if needed.
Denis -  obviously Australian - Wearing boardies and thongs, driving a Victor lawn mower to Cornwall.
Edward alias Dreckly Digger and  his Jack Russell dog, Liz the Rat - digging to Cornwall via Sarf Ehfricka, came up under the Tamar Bridge with Liz who had a brontosaurus bone in her mouth - the hole started filling with water and has solved the Murray-Darling problem back in Australia - hope the Tamar is not drained as a result!
Jan from San Diego - votes for a party on the bridge
Janet from Darkest Devon and Mistress Agnes, who brings a disgusting recipe for ... toothpaste, 17th century style!!  Take some ground rats skulls ... bind with urine (useful stuff!) flavoured with lavender - oh nice!  Have to watch that woman ...
Jean from sunny Florida with Wilbur the Peruvian Cavy & BB the white cat travelling with M Keith in the Piddlesbury - Jean, Wilbur & BB have been to lots of parties!
Jennie alias Cousin Jennie - that would be me.
Jenny alias Cousin Jenny (with a 'y') a newbie, welcome and hope you stay with us Jenny!  It's a pretty insane time and only the tough survive!  Travelling with Althild on the pirate ship will be a baptism of fire that's for sure.
Jess in New Zealand - more details please Jess
Judith wants to party going down Camborne Hill coming up ....
Joan in Colorado alias Duchess Daaft - has been a party goer from 'way back is waiting at the Bridge, possibly Bungee jumping if she's been game ... good friend of Lorna
Kathy & John from Sacramento alias Kathy the Foodsmith and John the Blacksmith -  wearing  levis & polo shirts would like suggestions for the formal night. bringing  cousin John or Jack and & getting the roverboat from Sacramento down to the bay. John will procure a sailing vessle in San Francisco. Will bring Dungenes crabs as they are in season to throw into the pot with the others plus lots of California wine.
Lorna, variously known as Leaping Lorna, Loony Lorna, Lurking Lorna etc - travels by red feather boa and brings two featherless parrots who are capable of incredible feats, and appear to have got up a Fred Astaire act.  Lorna's party outfit is something to behold - see posting on the list for details.
Margaret from Australia - she's a deep one!

M Keith - from Kingston Canada.  Refuses the title of King Keith, is somewhat Chronologically Challenged (which he will never live down), driver of the Great Piddlesbury London Bus and loved by all.  Illustrated is the interior of the re-vamped Piddlesbury.

Mary - Her Supreme Excellency of Gwinear.  Family calls her Mrs Bucket. For our overseas cousins she appears in a TV programme called Keeping up Appearances and she insists that her name is pronounced Bouquet! She is the ultimate snob which I insist I am definitely not! Be warned!  Another veteran partygoer.

Michael from Canberra Australia bringing with him the lovely Eleanor Grace and Tombliboo Unn, travelling on the Naga, an enormous Thai vessel.  Wants to dance the Furry Dance in Helston - so it isn't May?  No problem!  and drink lots of virtual beer at the Blue Anchor - see his posting for details.
Pamela of Searle OysterFisher fame from Melbourne - wants to ride with the pirate ship (a formidable crew is forming here) has a Confectioner ancestor called William Nicholls who will donate all kinds of goodies.  Also bringing Golly-Gilbert the cat in his basket, not wearing skirts because she expects to be climbing rope ladders (as you do on a pirate ship).
Pat from Western Australia - as opposed to the Rest of Australia
Rita Kopp alias Lady "Chatter"ly of Coombe St Stephens way - thought the brontosaurus bone brought up by Liz the Rat was actually one of her Bone relations - hastens toassure us that the Brontosaurus Bones are an entirely different line.  Would like the party grand finale to be in the Eden bubbles as long as no-one throws anything and breaks the glass.
Stephen from Melbourne Australia -  thinks we should return to Cornwall this year - we're way ahead of you Stephen!  Thinks we should do something special to mark the Brunel Bridge's 150th anniversary.
Steve alias Plod & Co - Any mention of Welsh Cakes or as the Cornish call em Pan fried cakes? If so count me in.. will bring along the trusty steed with the blue lights & siren to ensue we get no traffic hold ups......... Looks like we have the Law on our side folks - could come in very handy!
Viv from Australia - alias The Godfather - who HAS bungee jumped and may teach the rest of us, but only on a rubber bungee rope, not a chain like the anxious man ...
Warren alias Captain Vegemite - has stolen the tardis from Dr Whose and been having adventures with Frogs and King Browns - all sounds like a TALL story to me but it is a virtual party so anything can happen!
Yvonne - High Priestess Listmom who watches over all!

This is update Number One - if I've left you out, I apologise!  Make yourself known and I'll have you on the list in a trice!